There once lived a man who did unimaginable things
He fought witches, wizards, and fairies with wings
He was knighted long ago when knights used to shine
He fought for maidenheads--I only wish they were mine
On a day came a dragon who snorted and spewed
All in all he was a quite the nasty brood
But our knight was scared not, for he had seen worse
He swore it'd meet its end before he was in a herse
There was a great battle, if you could call it that
Before anyone knew it the dragon fell flat
The kingdom rejoiced, for the dragon was slain
But on went our knight on his merry way
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